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| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1420 | 8-ball | 6 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #355 | Hollandaise helmet | 4 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #807 | barrrnacle | 15 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #454 | bone chips | 28 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #1263 | brick | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #457 | casino pass | 5 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #593 | cymbal syrup | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1165 | defective skull | 6 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1424 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1121 | disco mask | 8 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #872 | fake fake vomit | 30 |
| #1271 | fake hand | 8 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1502 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1196 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 12 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #322 | mariachi hat | 6 |
| #1130 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1548 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #892 | pasta spoon | 11 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1030 | ravioli hat | 7 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #799 | roll of toilet paper | 74 |
| #1057 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1157 | saucepan | 10 |
| #1184 | seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #642 | seal-skull helmet | 9 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1056 | stolen accordion | 12 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 15 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #730 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1114 | turtle totem | 12 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1010 | whoopie cushion | 23 |
| #879 | wind-up chattering teeth | 30 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1404 | yellow snowcone | 10 |