| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #25 | Kiss the Knob apron | 5 |
| #75 | Knob Goblin pants | 227 |
| #72 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 223 |
| #82 | Knob Goblin tongs | 239 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #897 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 6 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #168 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 70 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #85 | bowl of cottage cheese | 358 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2676 | box of sunshine | 37 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #715 | candy brain | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #61 | chef's hat | 226 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #184 | elven moonshine | 62 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #312 | herringcello | 36 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #545 | jar of swamp gas | 50 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #31 | milky potion | 648 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #663 | palm frond | 2 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #378 | penguin focaccia bread | 33 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #135 | puce plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #182 | spooky bark | 97 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #61 | strongness elixir | 195 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #82 | viking helmet | 222 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |