| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #26 | Kiss the Knob apron | 5 |
| #75 | Knob Goblin pants | 227 |
| #72 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 223 |
| #82 | Knob Goblin tongs | 239 |
| #1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #898 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 6 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #17 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 70 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #86 | bowl of cottage cheese | 358 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #2676 | box of sunshine | 37 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #717 | candy brain | 2 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #61 | chef's hat | 226 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1288 | duct tape | 12 |
| #737 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #184 | elven moonshine | 62 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #313 | herringcello | 36 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #545 | jar of swamp gas | 50 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #615 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #322 | licorice garrote | 6 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #31 | milky potion | 648 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #662 | palm frond | 2 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #378 | penguin focaccia bread | 33 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #135 | puce plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #1032 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #182 | spooky bark | 97 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #61 | strongness elixir | 195 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #82 | viking helmet | 222 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |