| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1171 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #82 | Bonerdagon necklace | 87 |
| #209 | Boss Bat bling | 16 |
| #90 | Boss Bat britches | 107 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #51 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 70 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 90 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #191 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #265 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #17 | Jarlsberg's pan | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #1056 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 16 |
| #458 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #58 | baconstone bracelet | 15 |
| #139 | badass belt | 201 |
| #199 | baggie of powdered sugar | 138 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #145 | barbed-wire fence | 55 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #1817 | box of sunshine | 83 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| #231 | bunch of bananas | 22 |
| #30 | burnt flower | 1,127 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1040 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1385 | candy cane | 23 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #27 | cursed cutlass | 2 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #346 | doll house | 15 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #134 | evil teddy bear | 114 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #22 | flaming talons | 1,154 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #202 | grue egg | 107 |
| #9 | hamethyst necklace | 43 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #109 | incredibly creepy marionette | 24 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #198 | jar of swamp gas | 339 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #299 | mafia aria | 87 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #119 | powdered toad horn | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #226 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #14 | record of infuriating silence | 2 |
| #11 | record of menacing silence | 2 |
| #11 | record of tranquil silence | 2 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #64 | stainless steel scarf | 27 |
| #139 | stainless steel shillelagh | 17 |
| #196 | stainless steel skullcap | 12 |
| #72 | stainless steel slacks | 19 |
| #59 | stainless steel solitaire | 19 |
| #107 | stainless steel suspenders | 23 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #3763 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1389 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #78 | toy crazy train | 102 |
| #976 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #135 | toy mercenary | 51 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1041 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #158 | tree-eating kite | 220 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #403 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 27 |
| #158 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 58 |
| #133 | wooden block | 22 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |