| #727 | Amulet of Yendor | 21 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #801 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #107 | atomic vector plotter | 49 |
| #217 | bätzle | 4 |
| #1153 | bag of airline peanuts | 14 |
| #143 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #239 | beertini | 9 |
| #390 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 9 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #364 | bloody mary | 4 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #379 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #184 | cherry | 35 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #653 | chorizo taco | 2 |
| #77 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #797 | clown hammer | 30 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #829 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #604 | coconut shell | 32 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #702 | defective skull | 25 |
| #32 | delectable catalyst | 56 |
| #623 | disassembled clover | 63 |
| #714 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #692 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 38 |
| #899 | fake fake vomit | 28 |
| #1133 | fake hand | 11 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #806 | ghuol guolash | 3 |
| #656 | goat cheese | 6 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #15 | hardware upgrade | 5 |
| #316 | hellion cube | 20 |
| #514 | hermit permit | 2 |
| #224 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 17 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #459 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 7 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #848 | joybuzzer | 29 |
| #565 | lemon | 46 |
| #512 | lihc eye pie | 2 |
| #411 | little paper umbrella | 128 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #243 | logic synthesizer | 51 |
| #986 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #307 | magical ice cubes | 150 |
| #464 | martini | 3 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #355 | olive | 25 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #370 | papaya taco | 3 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #485 | pr0n legs | 27 |
| #475 | quantum polarity inducer | 6 |
| #294 | rat appendix | 29 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #178 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 23 |
| #655 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #956 | rubber emo roe | 26 |
| #398 | scrumptious reagent | 192 |
| #87 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 57 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1175 | spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #511 | sub-molecular interocitor | 5 |
| #148 | targeting chip | 5 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1271 | useless powder | 18 |
| #385 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1009 | white lightning | 2 |
| #915 | whoopie cushion | 29 |
| #1079 | wind-up chattering teeth | 20 |
| #242 | worthless gewgaw | 28 |
| #258 | worthless knick-knack | 33 |
| #858 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1165 | yellow snowcone | 18 |