| #725 | Amulet of Yendor | 21 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #799 | astral mushroom | 5 |
| #107 | atomic vector plotter | 49 |
| #218 | bätzle | 4 |
| #1151 | bag of airline peanuts | 14 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #241 | beertini | 9 |
| #390 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 9 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #368 | bloody mary | 4 |
| #859 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #380 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 3 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #2172 | brick | 3 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #921 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #186 | cherry | 35 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #653 | chorizo taco | 2 |
| #79 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #795 | clown hammer | 30 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #831 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #615 | coconut shell | 32 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #700 | defective skull | 25 |
| #32 | delectable catalyst | 56 |
| #625 | disassembled clover | 63 |
| #712 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #690 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 38 |
| #896 | fake fake vomit | 28 |
| #1129 | fake hand | 11 |
| #976 | fire | 4 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #807 | ghuol guolash | 3 |
| #657 | goat cheese | 6 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #15 | hardware upgrade | 5 |
| #316 | hellion cube | 20 |
| #516 | hermit permit | 2 |
| #223 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 17 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #458 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 7 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #846 | joybuzzer | 29 |
| #565 | lemon | 46 |
| #513 | lihc eye pie | 2 |
| #422 | little paper umbrella | 128 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #243 | logic synthesizer | 51 |
| #984 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #316 | magical ice cubes | 150 |
| #465 | martini | 3 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #357 | olive | 25 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #372 | papaya taco | 3 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1501 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 5 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #485 | pr0n legs | 27 |
| #475 | quantum polarity inducer | 6 |
| #294 | rat appendix | 29 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #178 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 23 |
| #660 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1290 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #958 | rubber emo roe | 26 |
| #398 | scrumptious reagent | 192 |
| #87 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 57 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1173 | spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #511 | sub-molecular interocitor | 5 |
| #148 | targeting chip | 5 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1270 | useless powder | 18 |
| #386 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1010 | white lightning | 2 |
| #912 | whoopie cushion | 29 |
| #1080 | wind-up chattering teeth | 20 |
| #247 | worthless gewgaw | 28 |
| #261 | worthless knick-knack | 33 |
| #856 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1161 | yellow snowcone | 18 |