| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #910 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #772 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #528 | Red Rover BB gun | 4 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #63 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #1614 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #738 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #570 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #1023 | red class ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1003 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 42 |
| #974 | stuffed Meat | 47 |
| #7774 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #827 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #460 | stuffed martini | 19 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #802 | stuffed mink | 58 |
| #1068 | stuffed monocle | 42 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7775 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #829 | stuffed teddy butler | 55 |
| #804 | stuffed tin of caviar | 59 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #784 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #299 | toast | 4,024 |