| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #917 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #478 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 14 |
| #455 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 14 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #320 | black striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| #1033 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #622 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 33 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1112 | ion grid | 7 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #202 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #346 | lavender striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #410 | nanofiber cloth | 13 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #672 | radium-flavored potato chips | 32 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #823 | roll of toilet paper | 69 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #758 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #938 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #643 | string of blue beads | 19 |
| #805 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #2698 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #693 | theoretical string | 15 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1040 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #631 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 30 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |