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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #281 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #76 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #677 | banana-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #137 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #480 | bindlestocking | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #4673 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
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