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| #243 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 4 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #220 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 4 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #86 | black cherry soda | 10 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #125 | blue glowstick | 12 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #93 | brick of sand | 20 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #426 | chocolate filthy lucre | 7 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #20 | cranberries | 2,350 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #386 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1009 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #549 | large box | 2 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1047 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #342 | party hat | 8 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1000 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #935 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #192 | shiny butcherknife | 6 |
| #409 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #680 | sparkler | 9 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #3308 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #1864 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2529 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #1620 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #2346 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2131 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #4059 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1782 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2073 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1993 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1789 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #2359 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #1921 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2055 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #724 | t8r tots | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #222 | whiskey and cola | 10 |
| #835 | white candy heart | 5 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #1034 | yellow candy heart | 4 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |