| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #242 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 4 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #220 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 4 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #86 | black cherry soda | 10 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #185 | black velvet box | 2 |
| #125 | blue glowstick | 12 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #92 | brick of sand | 20 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #426 | chocolate filthy lucre | 7 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #19 | cranberries | 2,350 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #551 | large box | 2 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1048 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #343 | party hat | 8 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #190 | shiny butcherknife | 6 |
| #408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #680 | sparkler | 9 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1474 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #1855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #1618 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #2338 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1774 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 29 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1987 | stuffed scary death orb | 26 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1783 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #1916 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2048 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #722 | t8r tots | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #220 | whiskey and cola | 10 |
| #834 | white candy heart | 5 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #1036 | yellow candy heart | 4 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |