| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2454 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #506 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #221 | atomic vector plotter | 19 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #224 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 17 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #191 | computronic processing unit | 20 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #109 | disintegrating sheet music | 95 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #216 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 18 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #237 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 17 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #560 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #448 | quantum polarity inducer | 7 |
| #418 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 21 |
| #256 | recursive spline reticulator | 13 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1394 | shiny ring | 12 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #469 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #364 | spooky felt | 27 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #701 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #386 | spooky wooden block | 19 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1585 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1745 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1837 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6838 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #246 | sub-molecular interocitor | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1557 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #501 | toy jet pack | 15 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #640 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #539 | toy space helmet | 15 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |