| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2459 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #508 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #221 | atomic vector plotter | 19 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #224 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 17 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #816 | candy stake | 8 |
| #191 | computronic processing unit | 20 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #109 | disintegrating sheet music | 95 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #976 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #100 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #215 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 18 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #237 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 17 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #559 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 5 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1406 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #448 | quantum polarity inducer | 7 |
| #417 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 21 |
| #256 | recursive spline reticulator | 13 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1393 | shiny ring | 12 |
| #441 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #470 | spooky eggnog | 11 |
| #364 | spooky felt | 27 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1231 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #700 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #386 | spooky wooden block | 19 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6851 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #246 | sub-molecular interocitor | 14 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #436 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #502 | toy jet pack | 15 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #642 | toy ray gun | 13 |
| #539 | toy space helmet | 15 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |