| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1415 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1475 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #710 | Goodfella contract | 10 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1634 | candy cane | 18 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #821 | dollhive | 7 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #896 | eggnog | 17 |
| #1408 | fake hand | 5 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1124 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1331 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #2061 | golden ring | 36 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #908 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #674 | iGoogly | 23 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1715 | killing feather | 27 |
| #2638 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #475 | nanite-infested candy cane | 29 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #1974 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #355 | synthetic stuffing | 26 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #361 | theoretical string | 44 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #314 | toy hoverpad | 54 |
| #2198 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |