| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1475 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #711 | Goodfella contract | 10 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astronaut ice-cream | 6 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #820 | dollhive | 7 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #897 | eggnog | 17 |
| #1410 | fake hand | 5 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1125 | fruitcake | 15 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1332 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #2062 | golden ring | 36 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #674 | iGoogly | 23 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1715 | killing feather | 27 |
| #2640 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #476 | nanite-infested candy cane | 29 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1038 | nanofiber cloth | 2 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #1975 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1989 | sawblade fragment | 25 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #355 | synthetic stuffing | 26 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #361 | theoretical string | 44 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #314 | toy hoverpad | 54 |
| #2199 | unstable laser battery | 21 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |