| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #125 | M-242 | 101 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #15 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 71 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #4725 | badass belt | 6 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #51 | blue glowstick | 22 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #726 | dead guy's watch | 5 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #385 | glass of goat's milk | 22 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #423 | marshmallow | 35 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #143 | roasted marshmallow | 260 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1291 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1123 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1076 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #110 | snake | 100 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #108 | sparkler | 101 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #4207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3426 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #85 | yellow glowstick | 15 |