| #1579 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #339 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #73 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 4 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #731 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 12 |
| #2495 | club necklace | 2 |
| #3287 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #77 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 42 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1271 | ice-cold Willer | 6 |
| #796 | ice-cold six-pack | 4 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #566 | salty dog | 6 |
| #259 | sangria | 2 |
| #940 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #4851 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3168 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3760 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3984 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3124 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1104 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8116 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1866 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1538 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #33 | volleyball | 30 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |