| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #433 | Goodfella contract | 52 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Six Pack | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #795 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #966 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #68 | cursed black pearl onion | 34 |
| #810 | dark potion | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #141 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,359 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #166 | filth-encrusted futon | 5 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1185 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #139 | hopping socks | 2 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #120 | left half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #245 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #282 | pretty bouquet | 8 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #152 | shimmering rainbow sand | 3 |
| #30 | sinister altar fragment | 12 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #430 | squirming egg sac | 21 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1528 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 22 |
| #1967 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed Meat | 16 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #1746 | stuffed angry cow | 29 |
| #2877 | stuffed astral badger | 16 |
| #1939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1896 | stuffed cocoabo | 26 |
| #697 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 9 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1728 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2461 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #813 | stuffed martini | 9 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1746 | stuffed mink | 17 |
| #1602 | stuffed monocle | 21 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #2059 | stuffed scary death orb | 25 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #1956 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #1665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1560 | stuffed teddy butler | 22 |
| #1794 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #1763 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #990 | towel | 6 |
| #352 | toy hoverpad | 45 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |