| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #6 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 13 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #865 | Amulet of Yendor | 14 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #263 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #68 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 20 |
| #38 | antique bottle opener | 19 |
| #163 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #66 | antique record album | 50 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #94 | cream pie | 15 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #1310 | delicious salad | 8 |
| #89 | dusty Crimbo crate | 95 |
| #324 | elven cellocello | 37 |
| #334 | elven suicide capsule | 36 |
| #894 | empty agua de vida bottle | 42 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #8 | floaty inverse geode | 10 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #245 | herringcello | 40 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1331 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #461 | mood ring | 11 |
| #33 | mummy costume | 171 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #70 | old school flying disc | 7 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #608 | penguin focaccia bread | 26 |
| #6 | petrified wood | 4,788 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #45 | pumpkinhead mask | 158 |
| #103 | rockfish stomach | 6 |
| #10 | rocky road ice cream | 11 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #16 | spooky bark | 934 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #155 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 125 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #1001 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #36 | wolfman mask | 173 |