| #1338 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1272 | Feynman gate | 4 |
| #369 | Goodfella contract | 80 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1752 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2162 | badass belt | 24 |
| #353 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #297 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #220 | candy kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #815 | candy stake | 8 |
| #165 | canteen of wine | 130 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #82 | elven cellocello | 92 |
| #875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #511 | facsimile dictionary | 20 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #46 | funky brass fez | 11 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #411 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #161 | golden ring | 121 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #59 | herringcello | 104 |
| #58 | hot pink lipstick | 22 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1471 | ion grid | 3 |
| #261 | jawbruiser | 9 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #205 | killing feather | 96 |
| #214 | knuckle sandwich | 110 |
| #2696 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #275 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #452 | lucky rabbit's foot | 15 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #1490 | mushroom fermenting solution | 2 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #353 | oozenog | 9 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #100 | penguin focaccia bread | 72 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #198 | petrified wood | 54 |
| #646 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #135 | rhesus monkey | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #159 | sawblade fragment | 123 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #594 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #816 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 11 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #745 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #727 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 10 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #716 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 10 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 11 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #504 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 9 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #583 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 12 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #540 | tiny plastic beanbat | 13 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #536 | tiny plastic blooper | 13 |
| #646 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 11 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #399 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 17 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic goth giant | 15 |
| #713 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic scary clown | 9 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #638 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #534 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 13 |
| #750 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #358 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 19 |
| #725 | tiny plastic zmobie | 10 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |