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| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
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| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
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| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
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| #585 | wang | 1 |
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| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
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| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #81 | yakskin kilt | 1 |
| #108 | yakskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | yakskin skirt | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |