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| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #276 | blue striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #866 | coconut shell | 9 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #354 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #929 | little paper umbrella | 9 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #711 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1396 | yeti fur | 6 |