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| #1566 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #277 | blue striped oyster egg | 15 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #875 | coconut shell | 9 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #355 | ducha de oro | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #937 | little paper umbrella | 9 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1051 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #712 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #809 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1397 | yeti fur | 6 |