| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #801 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #754 | 2-ball | 4 |
| #556 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #226 | 30669 scroll | 47 |
| #155 | 33398 scroll | 141 |
| #114 | 334 scroll | 67 |
| #743 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #693 | 6-ball | 5 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1111 | 8-ball | 10 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #738 | Amulet of Yendor | 20 |
| #526 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #676 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 5 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #901 | Crimboween memo | 12 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #633 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 6 |
| #707 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 4 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #830 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #388 | Knoll mushroom | 25 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #553 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #927 | awful poetry journal | 39 |
| #663 | bag of airline peanuts | 43 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1020 | brick | 29 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #715 | candy brain | 2 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #537 | clown hammer | 52 |
| #283 | coconut shell | 191 |
| #383 | cool mushroom | 6 |
| #593 | cymbal syrup | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #719 | defective skull | 24 |
| #940 | disturbing fanfic | 41 |
| #1134 | easter egg balloon | 22 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #576 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 40 |
| #229 | evil golden arch | 51 |
| #692 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 38 |
| #766 | eye of newt | 4 |
| #602 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #628 | fake hand | 43 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #368 | flaming mushroom | 7 |
| #328 | foie gras | 3 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #825 | fruitcake | 25 |
| #1265 | giant pinky ring | 8 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #577 | heavy D | 54 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #683 | jazz soap | 40 |
| #965 | joybuzzer | 22 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #162 | library card | 3 |
| #338 | little paper umbrella | 198 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #158 | lowercase N | 112 |
| #691 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 40 |
| #262 | magical ice cubes | 201 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #462 | metallic A | 62 |
| #643 | mood ring | 3 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #626 | original G | 43 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #29 | patent antipsychotics | 80 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #744 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 27 |
| #974 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #629 | radium-flavored potato chips | 40 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #241 | red paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #637 | rubber emo roe | 49 |
| #344 | ruby W | 39 |
| #582 | salamander spleen | 9 |
| #510 | scroll of drastic healing | 102 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #847 | spooky mushroom | 35 |
| #693 | squashed frog | 8 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #456 | sugar-coated pine cone | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #592 | whoopie cushion | 52 |
| #731 | wind-up chattering teeth | 39 |
| #573 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 40 |
| #858 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #756 | yellow snowcone | 42 |