| #233 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 8 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1419 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #328 | Wand of Nagamar | 17 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2750 | badass belt | 17 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #270 | corncob pipe | 5 |
| #105 | cup of infinite pencils | 13 |
| #967 | filthy lucre | 29 |
| #328 | frayed rope belt | 4 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #223 | lucky bottlecap | 7 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #148 | panhandle panhandling hat | 11 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1196 | shiny ring | 16 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #238 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |