| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #703 | penguin skin | 31 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1006 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #556 | spooky length of string | 19 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #444 | spooky wooden block | 16 |
| #641 | stick | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #667 | stringy sinew | 13 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #1158 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |