| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1579 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #1208 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1252 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #704 | penguin skin | 31 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1010 | [2108]rock | 3 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1488 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #555 | spooky length of string | 19 |
| #1026 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #520 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #444 | spooky wooden block | 16 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #671 | stringy sinew | 13 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2819 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |