| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1791 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #520 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #967 | banana | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #314 | black snowcone | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4674 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #307 | can of Binarrrca | 34 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1242 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #303 | gloomy black mushroom | 11 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #172 | green glowstick | 9 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #469 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #103 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #957 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |