| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #316 | black snowcone | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4671 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #303 | can of Binarrrca | 34 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #302 | gloomy black mushroom | 11 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #172 | green glowstick | 9 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #467 | guy made of bee pollen | 5 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #172 | orange glowstick | 11 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #102 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |