| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #449 | CRIMBCO mug | 27 |
| #298 | CRIMBCO wine | 25 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #34 | bacon bath ball | 19 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #29 | chocolate bath ball | 22 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1730 | duct tape | 5 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #53 | festive sausage | 44 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #48 | holiday cheese log | 44 |
| #46 | incense bath ball | 21 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #140 | motivational poster | 25 |
| #35 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 7 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #11 | odor extractor | 92 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #42 | space jam | 23 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | toe jam | 23 |
| #37 | traffic jam | 23 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |