| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #879 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |