| #195 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #881 | [2108]rock | 4 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1092 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |