| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #593 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 12 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #164 | bowl of cottage cheese | 187 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1654 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #782 | possessed top | 7 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1366 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1187 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #501 | toy jet pack | 15 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #726 | toy ray gun | 11 |
| #676 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |