| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #593 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 12 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #165 | bowl of cottage cheese | 187 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1716 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1095 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #783 | possessed top | 7 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #502 | toy jet pack | 15 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #728 | toy ray gun | 11 |
| #676 | toy space helmet | 11 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |