| #271 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 9 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #559 | Crimboween memo | 19 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1526 | candy cane | 20 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #22 | dusty animal skull | 7 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #370 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #509 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #785 | fruitcake | 27 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #873 | grouchy restless spirit | 2 |
| #907 | gyroscope | 2 |
| #1464 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #281 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #390 | roasted marshmallow | 84 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #109 | shimmering rainbow sand | 5 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #367 | solid gold pegleg | 8 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1217 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #1210 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #258 | tasty tart | 6 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #642 | theoretical string | 17 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |