| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #82 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #17 | Snow Queen Crown | 1,053 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #188 | black spot | 4 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #270 | brick | 144 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #72 | can of Binarrrca | 137 |
| #46 | candy brain | 158 |
| #188 | cheap toaster | 10 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #181 | fake hand | 146 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #79 | interesting-looking twig | 100 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #192 | jazz soap | 141 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #67 | roll of toilet paper | 1,447 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |