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| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #762 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #311 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #302 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #235 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #3339 | box of sunshine | 22 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #46 | bungle in the jungle | 40 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| #98 | comfy coffin | 9 |
| #170 | concentrated garbage juice | 5 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #165 | deadly lampshade | 6 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #495 | doll house | 10 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #495 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #1070 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #323 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #373 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #42 | gauze garter | 816 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #610 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #102 | oily mushroom wine | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #71 | spooky bindle | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2852 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3341 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #4059 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #4313 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3375 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4743 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #3404 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #94 | voodoo snuff | 15 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |