| #26 | 2-ball | 739 |
| #836 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #62 | NPZR chemistry set | 101 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #189 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 951 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #908 | badass belt | 59 |
| #478 | bag of airline peanuts | 63 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #25 | big stick | 100 |
| #8 | bigger stick | 100 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #478 | box of sunshine | 709 |
| #638 | brick | 57 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #388 | casino pass | 7 |
| #127 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 80 |
| #401 | clown hammer | 74 |
| #306 | cocoa egg | 41 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #601 | easter egg balloon | 40 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #844 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #1509 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #523 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 55 |
| #422 | fake fake vomit | 77 |
| #338 | fake hand | 83 |
| #300 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #269 | goat | 2 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #949 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #207 | jar of swamp gas | 313 |
| #550 | jazz soap | 53 |
| #442 | joybuzzer | 71 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #380 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 79 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #620 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 38 |
| #397 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 79 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #445 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #112 | red balloon | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1312 | roll of toilet paper | 23 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #548 | rubber emo roe | 58 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #59 | scary death orb | 2 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #30 | stick | 100 |
| #72 | stone frisbee | 150 |
| #46 | strange shiny disc | 150 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #241 | stuffed dodecapede | 20 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #590 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 37 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #78 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 2 |
| #437 | whoopie cushion | 74 |
| #521 | wind-up chattering teeth | 62 |
| #667 | x-ray specs | 25 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #426 | yellow snowcone | 81 |