| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #646 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 6 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1775 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #19 | LED block | 183 |
| #1226 | Mad Train wine | 12 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #137 | black striped oyster egg | 28 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1031 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #154 | bunch of bananas | 36 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #197 | flaming crutch | 44 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #351 | golden ring | 75 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #702 | handful of hand chalk | 17 |
| #114 | iGoogly | 210 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #340 | jar of swamp gas | 126 |
| #439 | killing feather | 65 |
| #383 | laser-broiled pear | 23 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #556 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #385 | nanite-infested eggnog | 12 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #25 | nanofiber cloth | 244 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #973 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #255 | polyalloy shield | 10 |
| #116 | portable corkscrew | 42 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #399 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 22 |
| #87 | red paisley oyster egg | 28 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #319 | robotronic egg | 79 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #328 | rogue swarmer | 85 |
| #426 | sawblade fragment | 74 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #72 | synthetic stuffing | 214 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #152 | tequila grenade | 44 |
| #117 | theoretical string | 213 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #100 | toy hoverpad | 235 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #380 | unstable laser battery | 70 |
| #366 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 30 |
| #371 | vibrating cyborg knife | 12 |
| #389 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 14 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |