| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbuck | 3,507 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #55 | Iron Beta of Industry | 158 |
| #96 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 19 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #49 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 92 |
| #303 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 4 |
| #296 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 7 |
| #37 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 17 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #18 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 32 |
| 🥇 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2,627 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| 🥇 | Size XI Wizard's Robe | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #118 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 20 |
| #89 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 12 |
| 🥇 | ankleweights | 8,450 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #163 | box of sunshine | 2,494 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #307 | filthy lucre | 111 |
| 🥇 | gym shorts | 8,450 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| #10 | jingle bell | 4 |
| 🥇 | little firkin | 89,203 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #32 | not-a-pipe | 37 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #4 | pint of sweat | 8,450 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #74 | right half of a heart necklace | 8 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | shadowy cat claw | 999 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | sweat socks | 8,450 |
| 🥇 | sweatband | 8,450 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |