| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #501 | CRIMBCO scrip | 470 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #389 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #6 | disbelief suspenders | 1,693 |
| #305 | duct tape | 131 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #957 | empty agua de vida bottle | 27 |
| #503 | filthy lucre | 77 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #381 | hobo nickel | 695 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #419 | red class ring | 20 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #413 | white class ring | 15 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #120 | wumpus hair | 17 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |