| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #499 | CRIMBCO scrip | 470 |
| #53 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3010 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #1035 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #651 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #394 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3615 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #6 | disbelief suspenders | 1,693 |
| #303 | duct tape | 131 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #959 | empty agua de vida bottle | 27 |
| #502 | filthy lucre | 77 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #379 | hobo nickel | 695 |
| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #517 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #425 | red class ring | 20 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #419 | white class ring | 15 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #121 | wumpus hair | 17 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |