| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #431 | Boss Bat britches | 34 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #465 | Crown of the Goblin King | 53 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #189 | Drowsy Sword | 100 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #264 | Iron Beta of Industry | 36 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #371 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 70 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #213 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 31 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #209 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 6 |
| #370 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #359 | badass belt | 115 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #273 | drywall axe | 50 |
| #618 | easter egg balloon | 39 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #452 | garish pinky ring | 9 |
| #318 | giant pinky ring | 51 |
| #751 | grue egg | 35 |
| #1099 | handful of confetti | 37 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #108 | obsidian dagger | 95 |
| #977 | pail | 7 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #224 | rusty chain necklace | 14 |
| #149 | sawblade shield | 23 |
| #214 | shiny ring | 108 |
| #699 | solid gold bowling ball | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #304 | spectre scepter | 100 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #120 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 74 |
| #161 | wine-soaked bone chips | 6 |
| #226 | wrench bracelet | 16 |