| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #713 | Crown of the Goblin King | 35 |
| #318 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #82 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 5 |
| #254 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #627 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 3 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #363 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 4 |
| #254 | Oil of Parrrlay | 8 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2350 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #555 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #416 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| #42 | White Hyborian | 9 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #458 | ant agonist | 3 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #899 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #327 | booty chest charrrm | 18 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #141 | brick of sand | 14 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #124 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 5 |
| #291 | cannonball charrrm | 20 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #342 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 15 |
| #252 | cursed black pearl onion | 6 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #348 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #260 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #232 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #390 | drywall axe | 34 |
| #811 | duct tape | 30 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #183 | dusty left first front claw | 2 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #295 | facsimile dictionary | 35 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #292 | foam noodle | 3 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #257 | giant discarded bottlecap | 20 |
| #870 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #587 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #1366 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #323 | grumpy old man charrrm | 8 |
| #154 | half-rotten brain | 5 |
| #711 | hamethyst | 11 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #409 | handful of sand | 29 |
| #282 | handful of sawdust | 17 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #365 | lucky rabbit's foot | 18 |
| #853 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #239 | mummy wrapping | 87 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #297 | pail | 41 |
| #431 | palm frond | 9 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1145 | porquoise | 5 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #138 | powdered organs | 26 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #736 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #482 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 6 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #272 | rum barrel charrrm | 5 |
| #94 | rusty bonesaw | 9 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #704 | shiny ring | 35 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #346 | silver tongue charrrm | 14 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #325 | snake | 20 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #346 | sparkler | 20 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #395 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2062 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2660 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #355 | tarrrnish charrrm | 5 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #284 | tropical orchid | 8 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1544 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #274 | water wings | 3 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |