| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1640 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #714 | Crown of the Goblin King | 35 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #82 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 5 |
| #256 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #627 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 3 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #365 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 4 |
| #257 | Oil of Parrrlay | 8 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #556 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #417 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 6 |
| #43 | White Hyborian | 9 |
| #439 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #460 | ant agonist | 3 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #902 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #1554 | badass belt | 35 |
| #87 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #327 | booty chest charrrm | 18 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #141 | brick of sand | 14 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #124 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 5 |
| #291 | cannonball charrrm | 20 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #343 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 15 |
| #252 | cursed black pearl onion | 6 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #347 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #259 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #233 | cursed voodoo skull | 5 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #390 | drywall axe | 34 |
| #813 | duct tape | 30 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #185 | dusty left first front claw | 2 |
| #303 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #294 | facsimile dictionary | 35 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #293 | foam noodle | 3 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #259 | giant discarded bottlecap | 20 |
| #872 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #586 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #323 | grumpy old man charrrm | 8 |
| #155 | half-rotten brain | 5 |
| #716 | hamethyst | 11 |
| #2125 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #408 | handful of sand | 29 |
| #284 | handful of sawdust | 17 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #368 | lucky rabbit's foot | 18 |
| #855 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #240 | mummy wrapping | 87 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1137 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #301 | pail | 41 |
| #431 | palm frond | 9 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1148 | porquoise | 5 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #140 | powdered organs | 26 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #793 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #741 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #482 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 6 |
| #1250 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #1988 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #272 | rum barrel charrrm | 5 |
| #94 | rusty bonesaw | 9 |
| #449 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #704 | shiny ring | 35 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #347 | silver tongue charrrm | 14 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #326 | snake | 20 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #347 | sparkler | 20 |
| #1742 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2560 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2067 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2884 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2674 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2772 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2935 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #355 | tarrrnish charrrm | 5 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #285 | tropical orchid | 8 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1549 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #275 | water wings | 3 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |