| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |