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| #865 | Amulet of Yendor | 14 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #842 | bag of airline peanuts | 30 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #935 | brick | 34 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #544 | clown hammer | 51 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #876 | defective skull | 16 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #982 | encoder ring | 4 |
| #402 | enormous belt buckle | 6 |
| #592 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 47 |
| #623 | fake fake vomit | 50 |
| #531 | fake hand | 52 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1750 | gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #802 | jazz soap | 31 |
| #673 | joybuzzer | 42 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 44 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #756 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 26 |
| #944 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 24 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #421 | potato sprout | 5 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #794 | rubber emo roe | 35 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #626 | tambourine bells | 2 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1976 | toast | 103 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1848 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #629 | whoopie cushion | 49 |
| #653 | wind-up chattering teeth | 46 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #1002 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #615 | yellow snowcone | 54 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |