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| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2283 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #524 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #337 | baconstone | 23 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #431 | black striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #685 | chaos butterfly | 113 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #699 | crazy little Turkish delight | 5 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #362 | hamethyst | 22 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #651 | lead necklace | 9 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #228 | plot hole | 897 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #476 | porquoise | 16 |
| #238 | prosthetic forehead | 7 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1629 | useless powder | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #463 | worthless gewgaw | 8 |
| #532 | worthless knick-knack | 8 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #766 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |