| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #637 | Crimbuck | 1,510 |
| #1536 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #200 | agua de vida | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #565 | antique greaves | 5 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #121 | brick of sand | 17 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #218 | chintzy noodle ring | 4 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1824 | duct tape | 4 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1789 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #532 | empty agua de vida bottle | 269 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #721 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #304 | figurine of a cold seal | 20 |
| #308 | figurine of a sleek seal | 8 |
| #507 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #622 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #330 | grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #170 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #48 | quadroculars | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #282 | serpentine sword | 2 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #452 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 3 |
| #309 | slimy sweetbreads | 16 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #481 | spooky bark | 23 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #2156 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #2987 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1535 | stuffed Meat | 23 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #752 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4056 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1924 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2889 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2070 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2083 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #1192 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2064 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #1487 | stuffed tin of caviar | 24 |
| #1521 | stuffed treasure chest | 19 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #96 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 200 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #29 | unspeakable lozenges | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |