| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #242 | Crimboween memo | 36 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #706 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 73 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | black striped oyster egg | 31 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1032 | blue plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #76 | candy brain | 97 |
| #1082 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #1034 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #736 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1200 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #78 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 30 |
| #53 | off-white striped oyster egg | 40 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #429 | red plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #757 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #707 | spooky length of string | 14 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1121 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1036 | tree-eating kite | 22 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #950 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 9 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |