| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #19 | Chinese curse words | 41 |
| #41 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 127 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| 🥈 | Game Grid token | 17,000 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Red Fox glove | 325 |
| #48 | Source terminal SCRAM chip | 1 |
| #365 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 32 |
| #10 | Swizzler | 1,833 |
| #11 | The Jokester's gun | 90 |
| 🥇 | The Jokester's pants | 124 |
| 🥈 | The Jokester's wig | 126 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 17 |
| #16 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 20 |
| #14 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 21 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #21 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
| #28 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #19 | alabaster pawn | 8 |
| #28 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #25 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #252 | banana-frosted king cake | 11 |
| 🥉 | barrelhead | 138 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #587 | black striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #6 | bottoms of the barrel | 127 |
| #99 | box of sunshine | 4,218 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #90 | burst hellseal brain | 135 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #44 | cheap Chinese beer | 9 |
| #6 | chest barrel | 135 |
| #466 | commemorative war stein | 20 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| 🥇 | cursed breeches | 37 |
| 🥇 | cursed cutlass | 37 |
| #5 | cursed eyepatch | 32 |
| #66 | cursed piece of thirteen | 20 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #54 | dead meat bun | 8 |
| #368 | dollhive | 25 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #9 | frozen mushroom | 2,526 |
| #8 | gloomy black mushroom | 2,327 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #246 | monomolecular yo-yo | 292 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #18 | onyx bishop | 2 |
| #27 | onyx king | 1 |
| #28 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #17 | onyx pawn | 8 |
| #28 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #19 | onyx rook | 2 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #24 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #356 | red paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #4 | replica bat-oomerang | 341 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1364 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #760 | rogue swarmer | 61 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #21 | rubber gloves | 17 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #11 | sprinkles | 2,558,735 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #404 | teddy borg | 25 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2730 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #20 | triad summoning scroll | 70 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |