| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Cerebral Cloche | 200 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #85 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #136 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 50 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #141 | blue glowstick | 11 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #41 | bottlecap turtle | 11 |
| #67 | clown hammer | 309 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #124 | cranberries | 319 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #275 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #18 | dwarf bread | 600 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #444 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #88 | oily mushroom wine | 5 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #182 | pink glowstick | 11 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #119 | scrumptious ice ant | 3 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #17 | silver tongue charrrm | 1,337 |
| #189 | sleeping snowy owl | 20 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #122 | toy mercenary | 60 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #180 | tube of hair oil | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |