| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Cerebral Cloche | 200 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #136 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 50 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #141 | blue glowstick | 11 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #41 | bottlecap turtle | 11 |
| #64 | clown hammer | 309 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #124 | cranberries | 319 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #277 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #6 | dirty martini | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #18 | dwarf bread | 600 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #86 | oily mushroom wine | 5 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #182 | pink glowstick | 11 |
| #148 | purple glowstick | 11 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #119 | scrumptious ice ant | 3 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #17 | silver tongue charrrm | 1,337 |
| #188 | sleeping snowy owl | 20 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #122 | toy mercenary | 60 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #179 | tube of hair oil | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |