| #108 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 98 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 18 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 15 |
| #596 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2408 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1509 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #695 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #7 | porcelain powder | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #127 | sneaky wrapping paper | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |