denmaster

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#72100-Watt bulb1
#6871337 7r0uZ0RZ5
#122433398 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1964Angry Farmer candy2
#924Boris's ring1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1037Cold Hots candy2
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#1165Ent cider1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#619Gummi-Gnauga2
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#613Hell ramen1
#109Himalayan Hidalgo sauce1
#1867Imp Ale1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#402Jolly Roger charrrm8
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#162Knob Goblin eyedrops2
#1013Knob Goblin firecracker3
#134Knob Goblin learning pill2
#857Knob Goblin love potion3
#172Knob Goblin nasal spray2
#263Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray2
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#104Knob Goblin sharpening spray2
#760Knob Goblin steroids3
#126Knob Goblin stink bomb2
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#746Knob Goblin visor2
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#202Meat detector3
#131Meat maid1
#1110Meleegra™ pills1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#851Mohawk wig2
#2367Mr. Mediocrebar4
#645Now and Earlier2
#308Orcish meat locker1
#804Penultimate Fantasy chest2
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#2522Rock Pops2
#1086Senior Mints2
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#561Sugar Cog2
#1643Tasty Fun Good rice candy4
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1038Warm Subject gift certificate2
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#1358Wint-O-Fresh mint4
#2738Yummy Tummy bean4
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#903asbestos ore3
#643asshat1
#1659awful poetry journal3
#1849baby killer bee1
#834bar skin5
#2128barrrnacle1
#758baseball2
#940bat guano1
#329batblade9
#1172batgut1
#254beer goggles1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#852big red clown nose2
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#1103blood flower3
#964bloody clown pants1
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#665bone rattle1
#1329bottle of gin1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#1137bowl of cottage cheese1
#1334boxed wine1
#746briefcase1
#893bugbear bungguard2
#1095bum cheek1
#261can of maces4
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1141candied kobold1
#2875candied yams1
#731carob chunks1
#674cast10
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#1612chaos butterfly2
#653cheap plastic bottle opener10
#921chef's hat2
#775chewing gum on a string1
#765chorizo taco1
#487cloudy potion15
#798clown shoes1
#1224cocoa egg1
#1010cog3
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#864cool whip1
#126cordial of concentration3
#489cornuthaum6
#1243cranberries1
#541crowbarrr2
#476dark potion17
#1292dead guy's watch1
#810decorative fountain1
#6denim axe100
#1263dense meat stack1
#851diamond-studded cane2
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1363disco ball5
#1718disco mask1
#850disease3
#292disembodied smile1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#395double daisy1
#423drab sonata8
#654draggin' ball hat4
#76dripping meat staff1
#100dripping meat sword1
#1140dry noodles1
#1979drywall axe1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#544enchanted barbell1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#404enormous belt buckle6
#611evil golden arch7
#355evil golden arches1
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#907eyepatch2
#952f3d0r41
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#1747felt3
#958fizzy potion1
#548flaming crutch7
#941flaming talons1
#1015frigid ninja stars2
#236fruit bowl1
#1363furry fur2
#982ghuol ears1
#1350ghuol egg1
#996ghuol guolash1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1255giant needle1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#896glass of goat's milk1
#1109glowing red eye1
#324gnatwing13
#145gnatwing earring1
#769gnoll lips1
#660gnoll teeth2
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#821goat beard1
#949goat cheese pizza1
#2190googly eye2
#1297green beer5
🥈green traffic cone1
#5338grue egg1
#533guano coffee cup1
#429guitar pick6
#1114heavy D2
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#861hellion cube1
#1258helmet turtle9
#892hemp string1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#995herbs1
#516hermit permit2
#967hill of beans1
#320hippy herbal tea1
#724hot katana blade6
#1287hot wing1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#443infernal insoles5
#560jumbo olive1
#532ketchup hound5
#499kickback cookbook1
#183ladle of mystery1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1016lead necklace3
#250leather chaps12
#897leather mask1
#1233lemon1
#984length of string10
#521leotarrrd2
#1007lihc eye1
#897lime1
#716line18
#437linoleum staff1
#930long skinny balloon1
#1453loose teeth1
#912lowercase N1
#1132mariachi pants2
#1194marzipan skull2
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#693meat from yesterday1
#983meat paste1
#1042meat stack1
#1087meat vortex1
#168menudo1
#232mesh cap12
#1004metallic A4
#898mind flayer corpse1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#152monster bait1
#600mullet wig1
#568necklace chain1
#858ninja hot pants1
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#138oil of expertise4
#232oil of slipperiness1
#228ointment of the occult3
#796olive1
#1171original G1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#988papaya1
#1565pasta spoon1
#748patchouli incense stick4
#1276penguin skin1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#315philter of phorce2
#822phonics down19
#1050photoprotoneutron torpedo2
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#537piercing post1
#600pirate pelvis2
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#1143plot hole4
#190potion of potency2
#324potion of temporary gr8ness2
#988pr0n legs1
#1166probability potion1
#1051procrastination potion3
#730prosthetic forehead1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#822rat appendix1
#1363ravioli hat2
#750razor-sharp can lid5
#188really really sticky spider web1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#774reodorant1
#190rewinged stab bat4
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#178ring of adornment3
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#856royal jelly1
#558rubber axe1
#539ruby W13
#324rusty metal shaft1
#437safarrri hat3
#981salamander spleen1
#97sauce of the ages1
#1163saucepan10
#1064scroll of drastic healing6
#1113scrumptious reagent1
#975seal tooth2
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#256serum of sarcasm5
#2957shiny ring1
#534sk8board1
#809skeleton bone19
#943skeleton key1
#438skeleton key ring1
#788skewer1
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#1014smart skull1
#508smoky potion13
#475snorkel1
#1348sock monkey1
#1021soft green echo eyedrop antidote15
#798sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#138special sauce glove1
#1063spices1
#1009spider web3
#1573spooky mushroom1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#941spooky stick3
#682spork1
#978spring2
#940sprocket3
#764star9
#698star chart6
#193star throwing star1
#1825stolen accordion1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#2712stuffed shoulder parrot5
#2120stuffing2
#513sugar-coated pine cone2
#720sunken chest10
#719suntan lotion of moxiousness1
#1067super-spiky hair gel8
#1487support cummerbund1
#686swashbuckling pants3
#440swirly potion19
#811t8r tots1
#831taco shell1
#512tambourine bells4
#322tasket1
#1484thin black candle3
#1217tiny house24
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#729tires3
#265tisket1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#1136tomato1
#305tomato juice of powerful power4
#1197toy wheel5
#1255turtle totem9
#2167valuable trinket3
#1043viking helmet1
#559vorpal blade5
#1099wad of dough1
#696wad of tofu1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#586wang1
#630whiskey sour1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#959white chocolate chips1
#1104white lightning1
#640white satin pants2
#866white snake skin3
#621white sword3
#815windchimes1
#365wooden axe1
#811wooden stakes1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1

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