| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #714 | Cloaca grenade | 17 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #1905 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #478 | Senior Mints | 10 |
| #481 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #620 | antique helmet | 4 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #770 | antique spear | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #767 | beer bomb | 6 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #356 | carbonated soy milk | 8 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #403 | chloroform rag | 4 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #601 | crazy little Turkish delight | 9 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #298 | flange | 9 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #476 | handsomeness potion | 2 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #630 | length of string | 18 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #605 | papaya | 12 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #722 | stuffing | 12 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2276 | toast | 53 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |