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| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #2679 | Yummy Tummy bean | 5 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1841 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1139 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #732 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
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| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
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| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
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| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #823 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #513 | sugar-coated pine cone | 2 |
| #718 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #805 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1936 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |