| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #769 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 573 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2727 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #292 | broken cellular phone | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #5 | clown hammer | 3,940 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #869 | dill | 32 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #738 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #1023 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥈 | extra special Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1581 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1676 | fruitcake | 7 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1455 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1184 | gingerbread bugbear | 16 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #62 | green beer | 239 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #217 | heart-shaped balloon | 73 |
| #5 | hemp string | 9,958 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #27 | herbs | 2,267 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #669 | hobo nickel | 226 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #796 | mafia aria | 20 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #616 | oyster basket | 6 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #259 | pixellated candy heart | 69 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #380 | pulsing flesh | 9 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #1014 | scroll of pasta summoning | 5 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #226 | spooky toy wheel | 22 |
| #327 | spooky wooden block | 23 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1745 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | synthetic stuffing | 10 |
| #202 | tasket | 2 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #137 | tisket | 3 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #182 | twitching claw | 19 |
| #849 | unstable DNA | 50 |
| #944 | vinegar | 25 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #677 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |