| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #742 | CRIMBCO scrip | 160 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2643 | badass belt | 18 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #782 | duct tape | 32 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #440 | mummy wrapping | 23 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |