| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #80 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #7 | Clan Floundry | 1 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbomega drive chain | 2 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #111 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 4 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 2 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them | 1 |
| #130 | Pokëmann band-aid | 5 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #28 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 4 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 57 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #14 | airplane charter: The Glaciest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #92 | augmented-reality shades | 2 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #27 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #76 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #221 | choco-Crimbot | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #96 | fitness wristband | 2 |
| #304 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| 🥉 | hand turkey outline | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #598 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #70 | packaged Roman Candelabra | 1 |
| #54 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #100 | smart watch | 2 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #257 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 4 |
| 🥇 | tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #11 | toy Crimbot mega face | 3 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #16 | unevolved organism | 2 |
| #1442 | unstable DNA | 18 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |