| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1443 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #1978 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1281 | candied yams | 6 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #2468 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #416 | divine champagne flute | 8 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #760 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3659 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1092 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3687 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #3750 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #4283 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3915 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2714 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4056 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4312 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3779 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3808 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3269 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3734 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2812 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3944 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6183 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #821 | tooth | 4 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |