| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #688 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #416 | divine champagne flute | 8 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #758 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #4274 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4302 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |