| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1326 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #829 | bag of airline peanuts | 31 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #463 | black paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2232 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #1365 | brick | 15 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #507 | cardboard ore | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #773 | clown hammer | 31 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #737 | defective skull | 23 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #880 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 24 |
| #677 | fake fake vomit | 45 |
| #649 | fake hand | 40 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #772 | jazz soap | 33 |
| #859 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #743 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 36 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #145 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #863 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 20 |
| #885 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 27 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #408 | puce striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #780 | rubber emo roe | 36 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #4853 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4161 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4272 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #4049 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4402 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #489 | valuable trinket | 163 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #761 | whoopie cushion | 39 |
| #893 | wind-up chattering teeth | 29 |
| #1329 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #782 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |