| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #196 | black gold | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #231 | breath mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #124 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #770 | giant pinky ring | 18 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #188 | magicberry tablets | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #150 | mini-martini | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #152 | one pill | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #99 | perfect ice cube | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #164 | red red wine | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1595 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #155 | the funk | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |